Cursed Child Isn't Canon (Explicit)

by Losing Lara

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I didn't like Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Here's a song about it.

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I know everyone doesn’t
concur with me
But I hate cursed child
it’s absurd to me

So many things
you got wrong
So many things
that don’t belong

Pre-chorus:
I’m not bashing the actors
or the stagecraft
I think the writers
need a kick in the ass

Chorus:
Cursed child isn’t canon
it’s bad fan fiction
your story really sucks
didn’t give any fucks

Not worth a second read
Not a thing I need
The only thing that’s right
is Hermione isn’t white

Verse 2:
You can’t change Harry face
with transfiguration spells
and least not enough
that Delphi couldn’t tell

Why the hell would
the potters take a walk
when they are in hiding
I was so mad I could barely talk

Chorus:
Cursed child isn’t canon
it’s bad fan fiction
your story really sucks
didn’t give any fucks

Not worth a second read
Not a thing I need
The only thing that’s right
is Hermione isn’t white

Bridge:
And really, come on
we can all say
Scorpius loves Albus
But you wouldn’t make them gay

And not to mention
to make this even bleaker
Cedric wouldn’t be
a fricking death eater

Cedric wouldn’t be
a fricking death eater
Cedric wouldn’t be
a fricking death eater
Cedric wouldn’t be
a fricking death eater
Cedric wouldn’t be
a fricking death eater

Chorus:
Cursed child isn’t canon
it’s bad fan fiction
your story really sucks
didn’t give any fucks

Not worth a second read
Not a thing I need
The only thing that’s right
is Hermione isn’t white

Still waiting for book eight

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released March 7, 2017
Music and lyrics by me

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